17 Reasons why your Motorcycle is better than your Girlfriend
- You can bathe your Motorcycle in front of your mother
- You gift your Motorcycle, the things that you want
- She’s always ready to go on a long ride
- She speaks only when you want her to. If your Motorcycle is too loud, you buy her a muffler.
- You can have more than one Motorcycle at the same time
- You can ride your Motorcycle anytime you want
- You can ride your Motorcycle the first time you meet her without taking her out to dinner or a movie
- Your Motorcycle accepts you just the way you are
- You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Motorcycle
- Your Motorcycle refers to PMS as Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
- When you gift your Motorcycle a saddlebag, she carries stuff for you
- You can ride your Motorcycle in public
- You can change anything that you don’t like about your Motorcycle
- Your Motorcycle doesn’t make you meet her parents
- Your Motorcycle does not mind if you leave her outside your home
- When you go out for dinner on your Motorcycle, you only pay for one
- You can take your Motorcycle to work everyday
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